Hilarious

After waiting a VERY long time for Dad to FINALLY get out the bathroom, you freak out enough for Dad to open the door:

"Dad! You are still on MY potty!"

Then both you and Asher bumrushed the bathroom until Dad declared "This is a major invasion of privacy" and you declared to Dad "This is very nice toilet paper!"

Then you decided it was your turn for "privacy" and made me close the door while you peed.  Nice one Dad!